PLAY! Festival 2025

Personal Barber invites you to the most titillating and potentially difficult experience of all time. Through the follicles of their wretched assortment of noises that they call music, Personal Barber challenges you to witness this spectacle in its full punishing length.

Personal Barber first rose to local obscurity in late 2024 after a series of performances that earned them the lable: "South England's premier sonic terrorists". However, despite the mild public moral panic, they refused to cease operations. Exhibiting a suite of music that covers a wide oeuvre of musical ideologies,the Ceramic asparagus revue is culminated of a  series of Brechtian delights and musical theatre antics. Is it  rock, is it jazz, is it  anything? They don't know and neither will you! 

Ian awaits...

Car parking

When you arrive for a College event at our Egham campus, please park in car parks 12 or 4.

Car park 12 can be accessed by turning right as you enter the main College gates and is located next to the tennis courts. If this car park is full, please drive further onto our campus to car park 4, which can be accessed by turning left at the mini-roundabout behind the Students’ Union. We would advise that you bring the College map to campus with you and give yourself plenty of time to park.

Blue Badge holders can find designated parking spaces in Car park 1W, as well as between Gardeners Lodge and the Williams Annexe. You can find these locations by looking at our campus map opposite. If you require any assistance on arrival, please contact our premises team in advance of your visit by emailing: premisesadmin@royalholloway.ac.uk and they will be happy to help.

Please note that we operate an Automatic Number Plate Recognition (ANPR) system on certain parts of our campus, however if you are here for an organised event, parking is unrestricted for event guests in car parks 12, 4 or 14 (or display your blue badge permit if parking in a disabled bay). If you have any questions about parking, please email: premisesadmin@royalholloway.ac.uk